i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
