Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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