I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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