I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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