He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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