Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
