Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
try to milk me bitch
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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