"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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