How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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