some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize