I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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