so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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