How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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