Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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