make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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