no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Randomize
