Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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