So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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