you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
