I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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