fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if only i could text you this smell
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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