i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize