Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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