wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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