in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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