The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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