Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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