i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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