Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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