im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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