Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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