I could have mohawked her pubes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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