Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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