i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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