Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
