Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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