do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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