just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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