it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i came on her dog
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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