honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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