I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
