One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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