Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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