We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
