I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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