OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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