fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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