We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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