You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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