It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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