he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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