well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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