Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I smell like Dick and happiness
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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